Another Insult

This insult comes from Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple." Felix tells Oscar off: “I’ve seen gas station toilets cleaner than your bedroom. I know you’re up when I smell you making baked bean waffles in your kitchen. Sometimes you have a cake of soap sitting in your bathtub…and sometimes it’s just a cake. If you wanted to pay your alimony, you could rent out this apartment as an incinerator. You’re not only a slob, but you’re undependable, unreliable, and unbelievably unable to understand that you’re completely unsociable.” The Odd Couple is currently playing at Lizard Theater, Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm. 230 W. Main St. Alhambra, CA