Friday, January 9, 2009

An Epidemic of Dogs


There exists a not completely explored treasure in the heart of Hollywood: Runyon Canyon on Franklin Avenue. Ah, the hills, ah the breadth of scenery, the expanse, and…the women? Yes, and they are all walking their dogs. Short women, tall women, wide women, petites, blondes, brunettes, and they are walking their pugs and mastiffs, and they are all single. Okay, not all of them are single but many are and they want you to compliment their dog. “Your dog is so cute! What is it? Reeeeealy? Wow!”
What are you waiting for, my friend? Go there and take your dog or buy a dog. Or go solo. Go this Saturday morning when it is brisk. Take a hike up the canyon and don’t forget to ask that blonde about her breed. You just never know where the trail will lead you…

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