Letters, I Get Letters

Okay, first of all, who are you? Secondly, how dare you speak ill of Pie N’ Burger! Since before you ever decided to pen poison articles on this blog this restaurant has been serving happy patrons burgers, pies, and smiles. Just a piece of unbiased advice: think before you blog.
---Mayor of Pasadena

Thanks for your funny piece on Cut. I’m laughing all the way to the bank.
---Wife of Wolfgang Puck

Okay, so if you wanted to throw me under the bus why not just tell me to my face, Ruben? You start a blog to justify your actions or to find closure, which is it? I think it’s sad and pathetic that you would choose this course without telling me and for you to write that I stood you up at Phillipe ignores the very basic fact I was having a very hard day. Did you blog that? FYI: we’re done. Get it? Why can’t you get over that? How sad for you. Just stop talking about me, okay? Okay. BTW, my new number is 310-246…
---Disgruntled ex

It’s not as if we don’t have enough blogs on food. Thanks for infiltrating an already glutted market. One question: where can I get good Italian food in the South Bay?
---Jim6

So are you a food site or a dating site. If food, can you knock off the dating talk? If dating, stop talking about food. What are you, bipolar or something? Off your medication, are you? Here’s what I’m saying: Make up your mind!
---Distinguished UCLA therapist (name withheld)

Excuse me, but I don’t understand your blog. Who are you trying to impress, Jonathan Gold or the restaurants? If Gold, then why hasn’t he responded? If the restaurant owners, why haven’t any comped you? No offense, but it sounds like you have serious self-esteem issues that need engaging with every self-congratulating post. I suggest you get help.
Love, Mom

If you have any nasty comments or want to meet me for lunch at any of these restaurants, e-mail me direct at Rubenseagle@yahoo.com